Thanks for connecting! You're almost done. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. We previously chronicled how in the Internet age, the whole sex toy thing has gotten completely, terrifyingly out of hand. Well, there's a whole new generation of devices that will get your blood pumping for all the wrong reasons. So have your nightmares welcome their new guests Admit it, every time you visit your local sex store you look up and down the aisles and are secretly ashamed and disgusted that there's not a single toy that can also double as some kind of medieval siege weapon. Lucky for you, some perverse engineers thought the same thing and nipped that problem in the bud. As with all of the devices on this list, we'll leave it to your imagination as to what the thing looks like in use.
Finding the 'Best' Dildo
2. Crave Razor Sensation Tool, $135.04 at Xenses
The dildo is almost as old as the natural penis itself. One of the first dildos, the Hohle Fels Phallus , was carved from stone and put to use 28, years ago. Since those times, dildos have only gotten better and better. Today there's thousands of styles and shapes to choose from, so many that it can get a bit overwhelming. So in this guide, I've rounded up the best dildos humanity has come up with so far. Hopefully you can use this list to find a dong that is the perfect match for your needs!
21 Weird Sex Toys You Have to See to Believe
Once we started doing some research on sex toys, we realized that we lived in a sexual bubble. From rubber ducky personal massagers to dildos that look like they belong in an art gallery, some of these toys you truly have to see to believe. Hopefully some of these weird sex toys will allow you to do just that. The claw and pinwheel Razor Sensation Tool can be used carefully to create a variety of sensations. Ideal for travel, the Forbidden Fruit Personal Massager offers five different settings and seven vibration patterns.
Vibrators and dildos come in different sizes, shapes and functionalities. In fact, thanks to advancements in technology there are vibrators available that you may not have known existed! Do you really know what the difference and which one is best for you?