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A man in Germany was caught by the police making a novel attempt to cool off during Europe's record-breaking heat wave: riding his moped naked. Like most of Western Europe, Germany is facing scorching temperatures as hot air comes in from the Sahara, leaving officials looking for ways to keep populations cool and avoid deaths. But a man in the northeastern German state of Brandenburg had his own solution, taking off all his clothes as he rode his moped through the streets. Read more: The heat wave in Europe is so intense that the weather map of France looks like a screaming heat skull of death. The Brandenburg police shared images of the man on Twitter on Wednesday, with one suggesting they pulled the man over. The police said that when he was stopped, the man replied: "It's warm, eh? Other German police departments weighed in with jokes, with Frankfurt's police tweeting : "Citizens in Frankfurt pay a lot of attention to their health and skin, and normally are dressed when they're underway.
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As Europe saw the mercury rise with a heatwave sweeping much of the continent, some in Germany have been attempting to keep cool in less-than-conventional ways. Police in the Brandenburg lander, north-east Germany, revealed on Wednesday that they had recently cautioned a man for riding on a motorbike wearing only a helmet and sandals. In a tongue-in-cheek social media post, they joked that he must have been attempting "the Naked Man" seduction technique from the How I Met Your Mother television show. They also said when questioned about his state of undress, the man replied: "It's too hot! But if other people feel disturbed by this, there may be a complaint," they added. They then proceeded to ask their followers to caption the pictures, using the hashtags speechless, heat, safetyfirst and livingontheedge. Temperatures are expected to exceed 40 Celsius in many parts of the continent on Wednesday and Thursday. The German meteorology agency also announced that the heat record for June had been broken in Coschen, near the border with Poland, where Text size Aa Aa.